Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving from...THE VIOLATOR!

I was flipping through a Bed, Bath and Beyond circular in the mail the other day. Imagine my horror and surprise when I stumbled upon this...product.



Luckily online viewers aren't treated to such a sight.

8 comments:

Captain Kangaroo said...

I have the same cage; however, it is in the shape of a fist.

Trey said...

Nice!

CROSE said...

That explains the age old question; what came first, the chicken (turkey) or the egg?

Egg obviously!

khickman said...

You are mistaken. Stuffing is against U.S. law, so by definition we do not stuff. Waterboarding your turkey, however, is completely okay.

Michael said...

I think the more import question is... why were you looking at a Bed, Bath and Beyond catalog in the first place!

You sir, are seriously close to loosing your Man Card! :)

Trey said...

@Kelvin:

I think waterboarding is a perfectly acceptable method for brining a turkey. Or a prisoner!

Trey said...

@Crose:

After THE VIOLATOR, the chicken and the egg have enough room... well, this is going downhill pretty quickly.

Trey said...

@Mike:

I was just reading it for the articles. I promise!