What I'm doing, what I've done, what's been done to me.
I have the same cage; however, it is in the shape of a fist.
That explains the age old question; what came first, the chicken (turkey) or the egg? Egg obviously!
You are mistaken. Stuffing is against U.S. law, so by definition we do not stuff. Waterboarding your turkey, however, is completely okay.
I think the more import question is... why were you looking at a Bed, Bath and Beyond catalog in the first place!You sir, are seriously close to loosing your Man Card! :)
@Kelvin:I think waterboarding is a perfectly acceptable method for brining a turkey. Or a prisoner!
@Crose:After THE VIOLATOR, the chicken and the egg have enough room... well, this is going downhill pretty quickly.
@Mike:I was just reading it for the articles. I promise!
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