More than meets the eye

My chair looks pretty much like a nice chair, but hidden within its depths are all kinds of things. Better than expected leg support, but it could be longer. Then again, I'm taller than the average bear. Ah, here comes shiraz #2. This entry is going to be good!

Next, the tray and the individual LCD monitor (!) fold out like freaking Transformers. I don't mean lame ones. I'm talking full-on Optimus Prime.

A tethered remote that doubles as a phone is in my console. [Dude, third shiraz! Everytime someone passes my seat I get more wine! I'm almost okay with not having the Japanese meal.] The device is pretty long for a phone, especially today, but it has to accomodate the remote functionality. Still, it feels pretty comfortable. In the background you can see this entry in my notebook! Art imitates life!

At some point dinner is served. Here's how American Airlines rolls: