Sunday, May 07, 2006

Bruce Lee/Jet Li thread

So I should be finishing my assembly homework, but I'm cruising iMDB, again, and I find this nugget in the forum for Fearless, Jet Li's newest movie. The forum thread is about who would win, Bruce Lee or Jet Li, in a fight. The thread also opens up to throwing Jackie Chan in the mix, and the tears of Chuck Norris curing cancer (too bad he never cried). This is one of my favorite posts:

God listen...

Jet Li will OWNED Bruce,... I mean what can a dead corpse do..?? and after more then 30 years in the dirt..

But if he was alive.. I say that Bruce might be able to take more physical punishement, while Jet Li has more dexterity...

Therefore.. the WINNER IS: George Bush! ....

J/k Bruce will dominate Jet cuze he can simply throw himself on Jet.

I think this pretty much says it all.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I don't understand.

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows that Chuck Norris can kick anyones arse. ;-)


JMR

Anonymous said...

u gotz to b kiddn. Brooce Lee pwns Jet Li. bah..

/mbr

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

I think Bruce Lee. Because if he were to come back, he would obviously have to return as a skeleton, consequently having the powers of 'Spinal' from Killer Instinct. No human could EvAr compete with that!

http://eyedol.webhost.ru/killer/spinal23344.gif

Anonymous said...

Man, I can't believe people would even debate that! Bruce Lee all the way! Chuck Norris needs to check into the Cobra Kai dojo to hang with the Dragon!

MikeD!

Anonymous said...

What? That isn't your grammar is it? Surely it was quoted from someone else! I don't understand what you were talking about except-------Chuck Norris rules!
Mommy-burger

Anonymous said...

We should debate something important..like anime or something like that.

Anonymous said...

If Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris were anime characters...hehe

MikeD